'Low Dopamine' Distressed Dad Hat
'Low Dopamine' Distressed Dad Hat
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The 'Low Dopamine' distressed dad hat is your official uniform for looking good while doing... absolutely the bare minimum. With its soft vintage fade, slightly frayed edges, and sarcastically direct embroidery, this hat says what your brain’s already screaming: "I literally cannot today."
Made for neurodivergent icons, soft girl burnouts, and anyone surviving on iced coffee and vibes.
Cop the khaki hat for a more subtle statement!
☆ 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill for a worn-in feel
☆ Distressed brim + soft crown for a vintage edge
☆ 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
☆ Embroidered "LOW DOPAMINE"
☆ Adjustable strap with hook + loop closure
☆ One size fits most
☆ We love Mother Earth (obvs), so this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. By making products to order, it takes us a little longer than some other shops to deliver them to you but it helps to reduce waste and is all-round more sustainable for the environment - we love that. ☆
** Please allow a couple of extra days for manufacturing when ordering our embroidered products <3
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 19-22 | 5 | 2 ⅝ | 7 ¾ |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
One size | 48.3-55.9 | 12.7 | 6.6 | 19.7 |
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